Blog in a different way eh, Zero-to-hero? How about in conversational form? Didn’t expect that did you?
This excerpt of conversation actually happened…today.
We enter the scene with my wife loosing an argument to women’s greatest enemy, logic.
My Wife:I’m being fucking serious! Why do you always have to have a witty remark after everything I say?
Me: I’m not sure, but It probably has something to do with the fact that I’m ridiculously smart and witty and generally you’re arguments end in a question leaving yourself open to retort, just like this one.
Wife: You know those questions are fucking rhetorical! Why are you acting like an asshole right now?
Me: I’m not acting!
Cut!! That was perfect!
Everybody take the rest of the evening off.
Your job here is done!
Vegas E. 1, Wifey 0.